Ron Artest s’appelle désormais Metta World Peace et se réjouit que les hommes perdent leurs dents quand ils sont bébés plutôt que quand ils ont 20 ou 30 ans. Je crois qu’il vient de déclarer la guerre à Captain Samouraï Flower.

Sa déclaration complète :

Well, I’m just happy that Jesus Christ, um, did not let me lose my teeth when I was 20 years old. ‘Cause I was wondering, like, what if you kept your baby teeth until the age of 18 or 20, and then you lose ‘em? That would look pretty bad. So I just think he’s really brilliant that you lose your teeth when you’re a baby rather than you lose them when you’re, like, 30 or 20. That has nothing to do with your question, but that was definitely on my mind.

I was, um, just thinking about it. And I was just like, wow, what if I lost my teeth, like, today? And I’m 32. You know? And then my new teeth would grow back in. You know? I was just thinking about that. And I was like, that’s really pretty brilliant; he actually thought about like people’s image and, you know, persona and things like that. ’Cause you would be pretty ugly with no teeth at the age of 20, 18, you know? So not only did he build the world in seven days, seven nights, he also said, OK, let them lose their teeth early, rather than late.

Le monde va mal !